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$FREE on 9/13/2019 – Telescope Jim by J. S. Lome

The Buccaneer Left a Hatchet in My Guitar . . . 
A misfit teen is exiled to the South Seas for bad behavior . . . But when secret buccaneer, Longfellow Jim includes him in a conning scheme, his tendency for bad behavior gets the best of him. Before he knows it, sixteen-year old “Miles” unintentionally is involved in a plot of stealing treasure, and when authorities mistake him for a notorious pirate, he is forced to join Longfellow Jim. Little does he know, a mysterious giant lurks in the waters of the South Seas seeking treasure. Stuck between the two outlaws, will Miles survive a battle of trickery, deception, and double-crossing? Or will he become food to the savage Giant's cannibal tastes?

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$FREE on 7/10/2019 – The InBetween by Dick Wybrow

“Dick Wybrow has crafted a totally original and amazing supernatural thriller. Edgy and fast-paced, The InBetween is a hell of an idea – and will have you seeing ghosts. What a great read!”
— Brad Meltzer, The Escape Artist

Painter Mann has sworn to help the murder victims stuck in The InBetween by revealing their killers so they can move on. But a new case threatens everything after Painter recognizes the serial killer's face. They also murdered him.

Exposing them will free dozens of ghosts but will also clear Painter, leaving no one to help the souls trapped in The InBetween.

When alive, he was never really good at much. Dead? He's a hell of a PI.

Will Painter risk everything to save those he's sworn to help?

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$0.99 on 7/8/2019 – Hubert In Heaven – A Hi-Tech Angel gets his Wings by Barbara Roman

Is there a place in heaven for an accidental angel?
A hologram in a video game, Hubert is accidentally transported to Heaven, where he must stay until he finds his purpose. As an aspiring angel, he must perform many Heavenly tasks which he attempts to automate with his personal computer – to disastrously delightful results. Only when he learns to “be still – and let God do His work” does Hubert restore Heaven to perfect order, and this hi-tech angel finally gets his wings.

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$FREE on 7/2/2019 – The Cat the Rat and the Hat Wearing Bat by Sarah Mazor

Silly Uncle Willy is back in town so let the fun begin!

The Cat, the Rat, and the Hat Wearing Bat, the hilarious second volume in the Bedtime Stories with Uncle Willy series will have you and your kids bonding through laughter again.

Silly Uncle Willy’s wild imagination has a whole town speaking in RHYMES. Not only do the residents of LaRhyme rhyme all the time, but everything around them rhymes.

Books in town are available at Hook’s, toys at Joy’s, and steaks at Jake's. The town's favorite doctor is Elizabeth Proctor and the school's only teacher is Abraham Preacher. But it doesn't end there!

Fred pays with Ted, Milly plays with Lily, and the animals? You're
in for surprise!

Perfect reading that guarantees bedtime with a smile! This funny story and hilarious situations are enhanced greatly by fabulously imaginative illustrations, which are guaranteed to bring smiles to your faces and have the kids ask to read this book again and again.

KINDLE edition bonus pages: Funny rhyming riddles about animals sounds at LaRhyme.

Recommended for kids ages 3 to 8

DID YOU READ SILLY UNCLE WILLY'S FIRST BOOK “ONCE UPON A TIME?” IT'S SO FUNNY… CHECK IT OUT!

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$FREE on 6/3/2019 – Duckett & Dyer: Dicks For Hire by GM Nair

Michael Duckett is fed up with his life. His job is a drag, and his roommate and best friend of fifteen years, Stephanie Dyer, is only making him more anxious with her lazy irresponsibility. Things continue to escalate when they face the threat of imminent eviction from their palatial 5th floor walk-up and find that someone has been plastering ads all over the city for their Detective Agency.

The only problem is: He and Stephanie don’t have one of those.

Despite their baffling levels of incompetence, Stephanie eagerly pursues this crazy scheme and drags Michael, kicking and screaming, into the fray only to find that they are way out of their depth. They stumble upon a web of missing people that are curiously linked to a sexually audacious theoretical physicist and his experiments with the fabric of space-time. And unless Michael and Stephanie can put their personal issues aside and fix the multi-verse, the concept of existence itself may, ironically, no longer exist.

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$FREE on 5/25/2019 – Boulevard Dreams by E Ryan Janz

In this cleverly and darkly funny noir set in the smoky world of 1958 San Francisco, a down and out private detective, Joe Nails, experiences a series of surrealistic yet disturbing dreams, in which his once best friend from high school days, Mark Tamlyn, pleads for his help, before turning a gun to his head and firing.
To ease the lingering doubts regarding his friend's well-being, Joe sets out to locate him, only to learn Mark disappeared a month before the dreams began. As his investigation deepens, Nails initially uncovers a conflicting portrait of Tamlyn by an amazing mixture of unforgettable characters who knew him best: from those intimating his disappearance is customary, to those suggesting he is on the lamb from mobsters, and to those who insist he is dead.
But Joe yearns to discover the truth, and thus becomes embroiled in an encircling world of murder, deception, passion, and mystery, and as he races down a narrowing road with no off-ramps toward the shocking reality of his friend’s fate and the final desperation of his own, Joe Nails stares into the dreadful face of the unimaginable.

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$0.99 on 5/18/2019 – We can Work it out by Belle Henderson, CJ Morrow

When single mum, Emily, encounters bumbling Jamie licking a 20p coin to get the parking meter to accept it, she feels sorry for him. On her way to an interview for the best opportunity of her career, she certainly doesn’t expect to see him again, much less for him to be her rival.
When Jamie sees sassy Emily trundling her wheelie case across the car park, he assumes she’s a sales rep. He doesn’t expect to be pitted against her for a career making job.
It’s up to Dirk Whittaker, their Greek godlike boss, to choose between them. Can Emily secure the position without falling for Dirk’s amorous advances, or will Jamie resist the temptation to punch him, and win the day?
Will the rivals stay rivals? Or will they work it out?
Two people, one opportunity – one bumpy ride.

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$0.99 on 4/10/2019 – Cairo Jim in Search of Martenarten by Geoffrey McSkimming

Far away in upper Egypt, in a place known as the Valley of the Kings, that well-known archaeologist and little-known poet, Cairo Jim (assisted by Doris the macaw and Brenda the Wonder Camel), is searching for the lost tomb of Pharaoh Martenarten, Worshipper of the Moon and King of ancient Egypt.

But somebody of great deviousness, treachery and manicured evil wants what they are after. And he will stop at nothing to claim it for his own!

The second extraordinary Cairo Jim mystery of history!

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$0.99 on 4/3/2019 – Cairo Jim on the Trail to ChaCha Muchos by Geoffrey McSkimming

Legend has it that somewhere in Peru, atop a towering, jungle-covered mountain, stand the ruins of ChaCha Muchos, the Lost City of the Dancers. What happened there nearly five hundred years ago remains a mystery. Who were these people? Why did they build their city so far from civilisation? And why, in the end, did the entire tribe dance itself to extinction?

When that well-known archaeologist and little-known poet, Cairo Jim, sets out to solve the mystery, he doesn't know that he is not the only one on the trail to ChaCha Muchos …

The first astounding adventure of Cairo Jim!

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$0.99 on 2/28/2019 – Her Detective Dragon by Alice Summerfield

Lone Dragons don’t have soul mates, but storm dragon Grissom Hale thinks that he might have found his hiking down a lonely stretch of road during a thunderstorm. She’s the woman that he was made for, his soul mate, but can a human even feel a dragon’s mating bond?

Ana Alves meets Grissom on the worst day of her life, while walking home from the worst date of her life. Detective Grissom Hale is handsome, kind, and shockingly rich. He might be too good to be true, but he might also be the only thing standing between her and an unfortunate end.

Her Detective Dragon is a complete, standalone novel with 15 reviews and an average rating of 4.2 stars. It features a steamy romance between a Latina barista in over her head and the storm dragon turned police detective that would do anything to protect her. If you enjoy paranormal romance, this is an exciting read that you won’t want to miss! Buy it today!

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