comedy


$FREE on 4/15/2020 – Duckett & Dyer: Dicks For Hire by G.M. Nair

Michael Duckett is fed up with his life. His job is a drag, and his roommate and best friend of fifteen years, Stephanie Dyer, is only making him more anxious with her lazy irresponsibility. Things continue to escalate when they face the threat of imminent eviction from their palatial 5th floor walk-up and find that someone has been plastering ads all over the city for their Detective Agency.

The only problem is: He and Stephanie don’t have one of those.

Despite their baffling levels of incompetence, Stephanie eagerly pursues this crazy scheme and drags Michael, kicking and screaming, into the fray only to find that they are way out of their depth. They stumble upon a web of missing people that are curiously linked to a sexually audacious theoretical physicist and his experiments with the fabric of space-time. And unless Michael and Stephanie can put their personal issues aside and fix the multi-verse, the concept of existence itself may, ironically, no longer exist.

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$FREE on 2/1/2020 – 5 Minutes by Gareth Stokes

Amy is a mute child with a powerful gift and a certainty that the future has been cancelled. Marielle is a beautiful revolutionary with a passion for mechanical men. Lydia is a five-thousand year-old ghost with a hunger for vengeance. And Earth has only got five minutes—REAL TIME—to live. Across twisted Time dimensions (and a universe with a flower garden) battles, schemes and twists unravel. This story is a satiric Science-Fiction drama, proudly exhibiting absolutely no respect whatsoever for politicians.

It describes the events which lead up to Earth’s death; a catastrophic annihilation, but a peculiar one, almost trivial. Because it unfolded in the most bizarre way, and no-one actually cared.

Only a bottle-blonde pop star could possibly bring it back to life.

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$0.99 on 11/2/2019 – Sooo Not Looking For a Man by CJ Morrow

After ten years together they’re having the most perfect wedding, ever…

Lauren always knew that Leeward was ‘The One’ and can’t wait to be his wife. The slimmest and blondest she’s ever been in her whole life; Lauren has a dress to die for and she is most definitely not a bridezilla.

But will the big day turn into a wedding to remember for all the wrong reasons? Will the internet ever forget Lauren’s rendition of I Will Survive?

Join Lauren on her journey to move on, even if it does mean taking advice from her stroppy sister and her opinionated, matchmaking great-grandmother – or Leeward’s gorgeous brother who’s offering her a shoulder to cry on and just can’t seem to stay away.

Will Lauren stick to her mantra of sooo not looking for a man? Will she ever trust another man again?

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$0.99 on 10/11/2019 – The Worst Man on Mars by Mark Roman, Corben Duke

Jerry-built by useless robots, the first base on Mars awaits its British colonists. It’s nearly ready, too. Just lacking food, water and doors.
In command of the mission is blunt Yorkshireman Flint Dugdale who can’t tell one end of an Ion Engine from the other.
Worse, it seems there is Life on the planet below. But will it be pleased to see him?

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$FREE on 9/24/2019 – NinRai – MissAdventures For Two by Evelin A. Hope

Kairo and his rabbit partner Arubi are on a quest to fill their stomachs. The tinkling of coins lures them into Waslan City; a place full of grumpy Dwarfs, Dark Elfs in spandex, butt-proud Camtours, and many wonderful creatures. Before they can reach their goal, they need to cross three rings of purgatory. Let’s not forget hordes of puns and Easter Eggs behind every corner.

Wacky adventure alert!

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$FREE on 8/22/2019 – What to Kill For by Tomi Farrell

A single woman whose biological clock is ticking hunts for a husband in the “Land of Mr. Wrongs” also known as Los Angeles. “Fortunately,” she gets kidnapped by a Mexican mobster.

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Shannon is just another single woman in Los Angeles who is desperate to find “The One.” She is a pretty, decently-educated Episcopalian princess, and, “it appears,” there is absolutely nothing wrong with her. What appears to be wrong is that her Prince Charming is ten years overdue, and more than fashionably late in making his appearance.

Meanwhile, Shannon gets kidnapped by a Mexican mobster from one of the most notorious crime syndicates in Mexico. It is payback for her boss’s corruption and wrongdoing in secret, criminal transactions. Shannon’s hope for her release is slim since she knows her boss couldn’t care less about her life. She must escape on her own and return to her everyday agenda of searching for her future husband. She has to hurry, too, because she’s running out of time!

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$FREE on 8/20/2019 – Zombie Diaries by RWK Clark

Bestselling author and master of horror, RWK Clark, unleashed a teenage outcast with revenge against her classmates. A fun timeless coming-of-age fantasy as only he could envision it.
While most high school juniors are worried about acne, grades, and dating, Mavis Harvey has a host of issues to deal with, like her appetite for human flesh. Don’t worry, the bullies won’t get far. Crunch!
Revel in a new phase of RWK Clark’s writing career that is yielding his most imaginative, and bestselling work yet, a must-read epic saga.

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$0.99 on 5/9/2019 – Say Hello & Wave Goodbye by Marina Johnson

Normal people don’t have disagreeable, imaginary birds giving them unsolicited advice…
After seven years of self-imposed exile after the love of her life cheated on her, Becca is finally going home. She’d like to think she’s being brave but in her honest moments she knows she’s being forced into it by the loss of her job.
Can she trust herself not to hunt down her cheating ex and fling herself into his arms? Will she ever find the true love that she yearns for?
Finding the perfect home with a hot but unavailable landlord and a life far better than she could have hoped for, Becca is still plagued by self-doubt. Is she annoying? Is she the most accident prone person in the world? Is she dislikeable? She thinks she might be all of these, but most importantly, is she normal? Because normal people don’t have The Beccabird squawking in their ears…

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$0.99 on 4/9/2019 – The Worst Man on Mars by Mark Roman, Corben Duke

Hero. Legend. Role model. He’s none of those.

Flint Dugdale, blunt Yorkshireman and reality TV show winner, has used his large frame and ‘persuasive personality’ to take charge of Britain’s first mission to Mars.

Little does he know that the base – built by an advance party of incompetent robots – is not quite finished and has no food, water or doors. Worse, the ship’s scanners are picking up strange signals from the surface.

There is life down there. But will it be pleased to see him?

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$0.99 on 1/19/2019 – This Scandalous Life Jamsine Barrington-Brown by Ginny Johns

Black humour of the darkest kind telling the outrageous story of Jasmine Barrington-Brown a Cambridge University psychology graduate. This deluded socialite conducts experiments testing her hypothesis that deviance has pre-causal genetic connections. The results are so astounding they attract the attention of the gutter press creating big trouble for her professors at Trinity College. This book tells the bizarre story of Jasmine’s journey from private school to Cambridge into Holloway Prison and on to becoming the notorious Countess of Claggan. This Scandalous Life is certainly weird comedy at the very edge but is certain to amuse those with a developed sense of humour.

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